Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Have A Few Laughs

Have A Few Laughs

" Smaller green text at the bottom reads "SHENANDOAH

Somewhere Terry is still in reverse

Rounded white groovy bubble text reads "Rollin' Fatties" in a retro 1970s style

Claiming botanical ignorance right before delivering a flawless character assassination is the oldest move in the passive-aggressive playbook

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Have A Few LaughsMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork